BIUL III: Turd Time’s The Charm

The third issue of BANDS I USETA LIKE MAGAZINE is NOW AVAILABLE FOR PURCHASE.

Unlike the first two issues, this one is 100% NEW MATERIAL.

For example:

1. Another character from Mike The Pod Animation makes his long-awaited return. Kind of.
2. Since you kids seem to like coloring books so much, there are pages you can color.
3. You’ll meet the Musical Meddler Squad, with whom you’ll select your own destiny in 2017.
4. You’ll see what goes on inside your refrigerator when the door is closed.
5. You’ll find out the “TRUTH” about Janis Joplin, Jim Morrison, Jimi Hendrix, Brian Jones and MORE.

There will be a signing in September*, so you can all see how much older and more haggard I look in person. More on that as it develops.

*There was. It went great.

Be ready. The proverbial fan is spattered with shit.