Category Archives: Thousand Listen Club

Songs and albums that have received a ludicrous number of listens.

10/25/2016 · 2:10 pm

Freddy vs. Jason

Horror icons are sparse in the 21st century for a very simple reason. Horror used to be adults scaring children. Now it’s all about creepy children scaring adults, and adults don’t scare the way kids do. Hence, a decent slasher flick gets forgotten after four or five years, regardless of how many sequels it has (witness the interminable Saw franchise of torture-porn).

Two of the most enduring figures in terror are Freddy Krueger and Jason Voorhees, of the Nightmare on Elm St. and Friday the 13th franchises. Both are bogeymen; mythical killers of young folks, in familiar settings. Therein lies the key to their longevity and appeal. Continue reading →

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Tagged as 2000s, 2003, Angelo Badalamenti, Beast Wars, breasts, Fangoria, Freddy Krueger, Garry Chalk, Heather Langenkamp, horror movies, Jason Voorhees, Katherine Isabelle, Kelly Rowland, Lochlyn Munro, Monica Keena, movies, Nightmare on Elm Street, Nightmare on Elm Street 3, Optimus Prime, Patricia Arquette, Robert Englund, Ronny Yu, Sean Cunningham, Wes Craven

10/21/2016 · 12:21 am

(Every Day Is) Halloween

Let’s say you’ve decided to become a “Goth”. These are some things you can expect:

No friends, aside from other Goths.
No attention, aside from that of other Goths.
No respect from anyone, aside from other Goths.

Goths have made a full-time commitment to a bad mood. It’s like a lifestyle built entirely around PMS. If a Goth is older than 25, you’re looking at severely damaged goods. Elvira is literally the only person who can pull the look off successfully.

Damaged goods she is not.

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Tagged as 1980s, 1984, 1985, 1990s, Al Jourgensen, alternative music, Bauhaus, Cassandra Peterson, Elvira, goth, Halloween, metal, Ministry, music, New Jersey, Return of the Living Dead, suicide, synthpop, thrash-metal, Wax Trax!, women, zombies

10/13/2016 · 1:48 pm

Songs To Scare You Stupid

So, maybe you’re going for a little more edge in your “haunted house”, this Halloween? Or do your fireside ghost stories need some extra oomph? Say no more, my young apprentice.

From inside Torture Garden, Naked City, 1990.

From inside Naked City, 1990.

You can do much better than “Monster Mash” and Doom soundtracks to terrify trick-or-treaters. Please help yourself to some suggestions. You with the eggs and the toilet paper; take two. Continue reading →

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Tagged as 1992, absinthe, Bill Frisell, Bob Elliott, Daft Punk, Fred Frith, Gaspar Noe, Godzilla, Goodfellas, Halloween, Irreversible, Joe Pesci, Joey Baron, John Zorn, Naked City, Olivier Messiaen, Skinny Puppy, Thomas Bangalter, Throbbing Gristle, Wayne Horvitz

09/19/2016 · 10:12 am

Thrills: A Retrospective

The life of a hardcore junkie.

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Filed under Bad Influences, Comix Classic & Current, Faint Signals, Idiot's Delight, Movies You Missed, Nostalgic Obsessions, Saturday Movie Matinee, Thousand Listen Club

Tagged as 1980s, 1990s, 2000s, 2010s, acid, Bands I Useta Like, Brad Garrett, Disney, Fight Club, Independence Day, Indiana Jones, Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom, Kelsey Grammer, Mike the Pod, movies, New Jersey, Optimus Prime, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Star Wars, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, The Boondocks, The Phantom Menace, thrills, Transformers, Tyler Perry

09/12/2016 · 12:07 pm

I Left Out ‘Kast

I would call Outkast the greatest rap group of all time. The thing is, we’re from the same city (ATL), and I’m afraid I’ll sound like a local promoter.

That’s why I always forget to bring ’em up. This is a problem, because the media tends to focus on the wrong aspects of rap; the guns, the gangster fetishism, the bitches and hoes. These things don’t really exist in Outkast’s oeuvre. Integrity? Quality? Talent? Those do, in excess. Continue reading →

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Tagged as 1990s, 1994, 1995, 1996, 2000, 2000s, Andre 3000, Atlanta, Big Boi, Dungeon Family, Georgia, hip hop, Killer Mike, music, Organized Noize, Outkast, rap, Savannah, Source Awards, underground

09/08/2016 · 11:49 am

Hate Proof: Midi Maxi & Efti’s “Bad Bad Boys”

You used to hear a lot about refugees on the news. Typically, refugees are not assimilated to the host culture, which allows politicians with agendas to exploit them. There is literally no one to defend or look out for them. They have taken refuge from their country of origin, often because of a dictatorship or carpet-bombing.

The reason of exodus is irrelevant. Media spotlights refugees because of their skin color.

Midi, Maxi & Efti was a Swedish pop group.

Just goddamn SCREAMING HOT.

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Filed under Bad Influences, Don't Know Don't Care, Faint Signals, Girls of BIUL, Idiot's Delight, Nostalgic Obsessions, Thousand Listen Club

Tagged as 1990, 1990s, 1992, Adriana Lima, Army of Lovers, dance music, E-Type, Eritrea, Ethiopia, Midi Maxi & Efti, music, refugees, Stakka Bo, Sweden, women

09/05/2016 · 1:07 am

Jailbreak

Artistic success isn’t measured in money; it’s measured in eyeballs. As in, how many land on your artwork.

Part of it’s luck, part is talent, and part is timing. Not just the timing of your output, but that of your birth, and the period in which you exist. The quality of stimuli available during your receptive phase. For example, growing up reading comic books drawn by gifted inkers, like Jack Kirby and Neal Adams. Continue reading →

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Filed under Bad Influences, Comix Classic & Current, Late To The Party, Nostalgic Obsessions, Thousand Listen Club

Tagged as 1970s, 1976, Brain Downey, Brian Robertson, Che Guevara, hard rock, Ireland, Jack Kirby, jail, Jim Fitzpatrick, metal, music, Neal Adams, Phil Lynott, Scott Gorham, Thin Lizzy

08/21/2016 · 4:58 pm

Animation Analysis: Heavy Metal

When analyzing or criticizing animated feature films, it’s important to keep three factors in mind:

The talent
The resources
The date of production and release

Production designer: the late great Michael Gross, who gave you National Lampoon Comics and the Ghostbusters logo (for a movie Ivan Reitman directed that you might have heard of).

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Tagged as 1980s, 1981, Angus McKie, Animal House, animation, Bernie Wrightson, Black Sabbath, Blue Oyster Cult, breasts, comix, Cornelius Cole III, DEVO, Donald Fagen, Elmer Bernstein, Eugene Levy, Fast Times At Ridgemont High, Frank Frazetta, Harold Ramis, Heavy Metal, Hey Good Lookin', Iron Maiden, John Candy, John Vernon, Journey, metal, Michael Gross, Moebius, movies, National Lampoon, NSFW, Percy Rodriguez, Ralph Bakshi, Richard Corben, Riggs, Rodger Bumpass, rotoscope, Sammy Hagar, Star Wars, Stevie Nicks, The Transformers: The Movie, Watership Down

08/15/2016 · 12:54 pm

Your Emotions (Make You A Monster)

How can you tell when someone doesn’t belong on the Internet?

They get emotional.

There is no place for emotions on the Internet. Emotions are a weakness here. They’re reduced to “emoticons”; literal badges that display the current weakness of the user. This makes it easy to spot people who struggle with manic depression, bipolarity, or hypochondria.

The Autabyss.

Whether you noticed it or not, true anonymity has been eradicated from social media. You cannot post anonymously. Remember when you could? Of course you do- it was less than ten fucking years ago.

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