Sore Subjects

I’ll make this as easy as possible. I believe firmly that anyone who thinks children, who by definition are minors below the age of consent, should be “educated” on “trans issues” is disgusting, immoral, and evil.

The end. Don’t bother clicking the “read more” line. Just fuck off if you disagree.

Cool, you’re still here? You’re either a sado-masochist or an open-minded person who understands common sense. I’ll give the benefit of the doubt that you’re the latter, and not someone who collects opposing arguments just to rebut them for imaginary social clout.

We don’t send kids to war. We don’t let them smoke tobacco or drink alcohol. We don’t let them drive automobiles or fly aircraft. We don’t lower them into dark chasms to mine for coal. We have laws to prevent any of these things from happening. Before those laws were in place, we had a hell of a lot of dead and maimed kids piling up. I’d like to believe no one has an issue with those laws, but I know better. This is the internet, after all. All bets are off.

There is not one single fucking goddamned reason in this universe to expose children to the world of sex. Sorry, I’m wrong; there’s no good reason. The only reason to introduce children to the world of sex is for the purpose of molesting them. I’m not saying this because I want to debate or argue about it. I’m saying that only people who want to fuck kids introduce them to the world of sex.

A little girl who acts like a boy is not a future lesbian, and a little boy who acts like a girl is not a future homosexual. It is only possible for a human being to understand sex after they have passed puberty. Period (pun unfortunately intended, I am who I am). Anyone who tells you that a child can make adult decisions is mentally disturbed, has little to no experience around actual children, and in fact should be kept as far away from minors as lawfully permitted.

I’m not trying to be funny, this is reality. Reality is as unfunny as you can get, that’s why it’s called “reality” and not “fun”.

If you’re angry at me by this point, seek professional help. You have mental problems. You allowed the opinion of an unemployed cartoonist to rustle your jimmies. The problem is you.

Every so often someone gets it in their head to tell me that I’m “too political”. I was an editorial cartoonist for over three decades, and I’ve been a satirical humorist for even longer. For over thirty years I read a newspaper almost every day, and apprised myself of all contemporary issues, both political and cultural, as part of my job. Calling me “too political” is like calling some black dude “too dark”. It’s not a comment that reflects well upon whomever offers it. Grow a set of balls and say what you mean; you don’t like disagreeing with me, because it makes you question what you prefer to believe about the real world.

Or more specifically, you don’t like me questioning a victim narrative in the global media. Because that particular narrative made you feel like a better person than you really are, from the comfort of your own home. Someone online told you that you should feel aggrieved about a particular topic, and because that topic required no personal risk from you, you became its ersatz champion. Or rather, catspaw.

“Catspaw” refers to a person who is used by another to achieve their own purposes, often without realizing it. The term originates from a fable where a monkey tricks a cat into pulling chestnuts from a fire, serving as a metaphor for being manipulated.

There will never come a time when you will witness me exposing children to anything remotely sexual. The very idea raises violent anger in my heart. It goes against every fiber of my being as a professional artist and a man.

The “Protect Trans Kids” agenda is the product of sick deviants who want to sexualize children either so they can fuck them, or be lawfully absolved for already having fucked children. There is literally no force on earth that will change my mind on this, for as long as I live. There are no trans kids, because it’s thankfully illegal to subject minors to the required medical procedures. This is as kind as I can be on this matter. I’m surprised blood isn’t shooting out of my nose right now. This matter makes me angry enough to kill indiscriminately. I wish I was joking.

Anyone who wants to change their sex after they turn 18: go buck wild. I could give a shit. Have your cock sewn to your forehead for all I care. But if kids can decide to be the opposite gender, then it’s as stupid an idea as them deciding to be a werewolf, or a fire engine. If kids have the agency to make a decision that can potentially ruin the remainder of their lives, then by design that is a childish decision.

I’m making perfect sense here. If it seems otherwise to you, you’re already in big trouble.

Those of you out there who are new parents; let’s say your little one decides they’re a werewolf. It’s cute for a little while, with the howls and the growling, but after seven or eight years straight, people start to think something is seriously wrong. Teachers complain to you that your child is disruptive and unreasonable in class. You try confronting your child about it, but they persist in their charade, claiming that they know, in their heart, that they’re truly a werewolf.

So now what?

Do you call up the media, and start scheduling appearances on daytime talk show segments titled My Kid Is A Werewolf!, while enabling your child’s mental impairment for fame and fortune? Do you start holding little protests for the rights of children who were born as werewolves? Do you post little flags on social media that read “Protect Werewolf Kids”?

Or do you grow some balls of common sense, remember YOU ARE THE PARENT OR GUARDIAN, and scream “WHO THE FUCK PUT THE IDEA OF GODDAMN WEREWOLVES IN MY CHILD’S HEAD IN THE FUCKING FIRST PLACE?!?”

Any child you see holding a protest sign hasn’t the faintest idea why they’re there; they’re only there because Mommy said it was the right thing to do. Their mother decided that a political issue she read about on “Bluesky” was more important than her kids’ childhood. I’m not gonna blow smoke up your ass and say that it can be the father’s idea; fathers get their kids taken away for less. It’s always Mommy, because something made Mommy upset, and all we want is for Mommy to be happy! So what if young lives are destroyed in the process. Mommy’s crying! Don’t cry, Mommy!

For the sake of argument, let’s say you did drag your little kids to a protest, to stand and hold signs someone else wrote, surrounded by unwashed people with the political acumen of a molding grape. If you think you did such a thing for any reason other than personal clout, I have a bridge to sell you.

Oh, on that note; as soon as I see a public protest that doesn’t look like a bunch of obnoxious assholes fucking off for fun, I’ll speak positively on the effect of protesting. I have literally never seen a public protest in my lifetime that I wouldn’t run from as quickly as my legs could carry me. It is consistently a fatal detriment to whatever cause it claims to champion, from what I can see. In the 2020’s, it’s fucking folly supplanted by professional bullshit artists (and former heads of state). I have more respect and affection for the curled hairs that ring my anus than I do any protester in our current times.

With authority, I can state that I’ve never been anything but insulted or disparaged by people who support the act of public protest. These are the same fucking people who spit on churchgoers and call any religion but Islam a lie. But oh, don’t you DARE question or criticize ANYONE WHO PROTESTS, because THAT’S OFFENSIVE. Don’t you DARE claim that they’re weak-willed, easily manipulated drones who openly choose the life of a statistic, and who wave signs while screaming about some pet cause that they’ll forget the second they are told to. That’s just MEAN.

POLITICS ARE MEAN. Politics DESTROY emotional people because politics are the POLAR OPPOSITE OF EMOTIONS. There is no conceivable way that a sensible adult can explain politics to a child wherein that child will not be bored to tears. There are no healthy lessons that a child can glean from professional politics. You want to introduce a child to a world built on lies, betrayals, and backstabbing? You’re a fucking piece of shit. Imagine if your parents did that to you. No offense, but you’d be an even bigger asshole than you already are, if that’s possible.

I welcome rancor and vituperation in response to this article. Because hate mail will only prove one thing; that the sender has abandoned their humanity, and has not the slightest ethical quibble regarding the corruption of minors. The sender believes that children are but pawns for political and personal gain.

The sender is mentally diseased, thanks to their parents, or lack thereof.

All I’m saying is that children are too young to understand matters of sex and politics. That means too young for drag queens, too young for “trans issues”, and too young for politics. No matter what colors those topics are painted on the outside, inside it’s still child abuse. Case closed.

Feel free to disagree, I don’t mind at all.

Because I’m right, and time will prove me so.

Wait and see.

Just don’t forget; the one you should be angry at is whomever put the ideas in your children’s minds.

No child thinks they’re a werewolf, if they’ve never heard of one. It is, quite literally, as simple as that.