Welcome to the third installment of our perennial perusal of Halloween sweets. If for some reason this one’s not enough for you, here’s the first, and the second. It’s a lot of sugar and junk, so pace yourself.
I don’t want to admit that I’ve been eating a lot of candy corn this fall, but earlier I cut myself and bled orange. I’m surprised my craps aren’t pumpkin-colored by now. I make a lot of sacrifices for this website, but at this point I feel like Martin Sheen in Apocalypse Now, writhing and bleeding, muttering “shit… I’m still eating this shit.”
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Tagged as 2012, Angry Grandpa, Boyz N The Hood, candy, candy corn, Cap'n Crunch, Chocodiles, chocolate, Halloween, Hostess Twinkies, limited edition, snack cakes, Tic Tac
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