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07/27/2020 · 7:27 am

The Mask of Virtue

Before we begin; I hope for both our sakes that you’re wearing your protective mask while reading this. I can’t actually see you, so I have to implement the “honor system” and presume you’re a “good neighbor” who won’t somehow infect me with mystery germs through the endless tubes of the internet. I know you’re better than that; I can tell by the fancy mask you’re no doubt sporting inside the house you’ve been confined to for the past four months. Even though, as stated, I can’t actually see you.

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Filed under Bad Influences, Don't Know Don't Care, Idiot's Delight, Worst Of All

Tagged as 1918, 2020, 2020s, China, death, despair, Donald Trump, George Orwell, global pandemic, millennials, news media, Pink Floyd, political correctness, Portland, religion, Seattle, sellouts, whores

06/16/2020 · 6:16 am

Father’s Dead

Mark my words. As soon as it becomes feasible, the father will be erased from the family unit forever. The word and the concept will be abolished and nullified. You can bet your life savings on it happening in the next five years.

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Filed under Bad Influences, Don't Know Don't Care, Faint Signals, Nostalgic Obsessions, Unfairly Maligned, Worst Of All

Tagged as 2020, 2020s, America, Atlanta, Daffy Duck, death, despair, Father's Day, George Carlin, political correctness, politics, Portland, Seattle, sellouts, social media, Twitter, whores, women

04/24/2020 · 4:24 am

Rollins Band

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Filed under Bad Influences, Comix Classic & Current, Faint Signals

Tagged as 1990s, 1994, 2020, 2020s, alternative music, Bands I Useta Like, Black Flag, comic, global pandemic, Henry Rollins, mainstream media, quarantine, sellouts, social media, strips

03/16/2020 · 6:13 pm

Gone Viral

I’ve always known I was smarter than just about everyone else. Now, I have proof. Beyond the shadow of any doubt, I have proof.

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Tagged as 2020, China, CNN, COVID-19, despair, Donald Trump, Fox News, Harvey Weinstein, Hollywood, Internet, MSNBC, political correctness, sellouts, shit, social media, Tom Hanks, whores

05/12/2019 · 12:05 pm

“Doing Without”

A long, long time ago, in a previous century far away, I wrote a song called “Doing Without”.

Inner gatefold collage of Tailothepup’s *Yars Revenge*

Yes, believe it or leave it, I used to “write lyrics”, although I never had much aptitude for it, and I preferred repetitive chants over sophisticated poetry. Plus, I was the vocalist out of necessity and proprietary right; I don’t have the greatest singing voice, I confess. I can carry a tune about as well as I can carry a Volkswagen bus. Not well, would be my point here.

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Tagged as 1990s, 2019, 9/11, Bands I Useta Like, Disney, Facebook, Robert De Niro, sellouts, social media, Star Wars, Tailothepup, Twitter, underground

02/06/2019 · 4:20 pm

Spite Club

The number one rule of Spite Club is: You do not have to talk about Spite Club. All you have to do is accomplish or achieve something notable in the public eye. The rest happens naturally.

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Tagged as 2010s, 2019, behind the scenes, Fight Club, Internet, lolcows, political correctness, sellouts, SJWs, social media, whores

12/03/2018 · 11:28 am

Check and Climate

“Climate change” is real. The idea that you can do anything at all to affect it is not.

I don’t care if that statement makes you mad. I get mad when I see people harping on and on about climate change, formerly known as “global warming”, formerly known as “destruction of the ozone layer”. It’s Don Quixote’s biggest windmill. It’s a fib you’ve been sold your entire life by politicians who want to distract you from matters that you can affect. It’s nonsense for keeping kids busy in kindergarten. You will tap-dance on the surface of Jupiter before you do anything that changes the climate.

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Tagged as 1970s, 1980s, 1990s, 2018, Al Gore, corporate crap, despair, Iron Eyes Cody, political correctness, sellouts, whores

10/30/2018 · 4:30 pm

For No Reason, Here’s Apu

I often defend the things I love in life because of how much I have learned from them. From cartoon characters, I have learned a great many things. For instance, I have learned that there exist people in this world whose hearts are so cold and devoid of joy, they seek only to extinguish that joy in others, no matter the cost.

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Filed under Animation Analysis, Don't Know Don't Care, Nostalgic Obsessions, Thousand Listen Club, Worst Of All

Tagged as 1980s, 1990s, 2018, corporate crap, Gavin MacInnes, Hank Azaria, Internet, laughter, Nathan Lane, political correctness, Robin Williams, sellouts, SJWs, social media, Star Wars, The Simpsons

10/08/2018 · 3:20 pm

Earn This

It’s one of the corniest moments in any movie, let alone a WWII movie from 1998, but it works.

In Saving Private Ryan, Captain Miller (Tom Hanks) pulls Private Ryan (Matt Damon) close, and speaks his final words to the soldier he has given his life to save:

“Earn this. Earn it.”

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Tagged as 1970s, 1980s, 1984, 1989, 1990s, 1998, Bill Burr, Bill Murray, Caddyshack, comedy, corporate crap, Dan Aykroyd, Eddie Murphy, Ernie Hudson, Extreme Ghostbusters, Ghostbusters, Harris Yulin, John Houseman, Jon Favreau, laughter, Matt Damon, Michael Imperioli, movies, National Lampoon, Philadelphia, political correctness, Rick Moranis, Saving Private Ryan, sellouts, Sigourney Weaver, social media, The Sopranos, Tom Hanks, whores

10/04/2018 · 4:47 pm

Black Crowes

OMG LOOK! I’M DRINKING OUT OF A SOLO CUP AT A HIGH SCHOOL KEG PARTY AND VOMITING! OMFG! FIRST PANEL! DON’T TELL THE F.B.I.! THEY MIGHT START CRYING ABOUT IT!

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